The kids are coming over for

Easter Dinner tonight, my job is the scalloped potatoes

Angie takes care of the rest.
I prepare my potatoes ahead of time so I can just throw them in the oven for an hour or so. As I see it is near time to do that I call down to Angie from the kitchen..."Hey Babe, how long will it take to cook the

ham?"
She says "About a half hour?"
"Are you sure?

"
"YES! I am an

expert at it!"
A while later after I throw my potatoes into the oven she comes up and says "You haven't put the ham in yet?"
"No, you said you could handle it and it would take a half hour"
"I NEVER

said that!"
"

I HEARD you say that!"

After a few minutes Angie realizes that I SAID "How long to cook the ham?" but she HEARD "How long to hem my pants?"
Dinner

is gonna be a little late
HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!