Hi Behemoth and welcome.
Years ago, my dad used to mangle Shakespeare for comic effect. I remember he once misplaced his work briefcase and was relieved that nobody had stolen it when he found it. When my mom commented on this, he grinned and immediately launched into:
He who steals my purse steals trash
But he who steals my valise.....
Call the police!
And right off the top of his head, too. This still makes me laugh out loud years later whenever I think of it.
Shredded wheat? I don't do cereal at all these days....I'm a militant low-carber. My brother, however, is having great success on WW and he loves it.
I will be cheering for your success!
deena