My work has been having problems retaining staff, so they are inventing all kinds of incentives to keep up morale.
These aren't fun, money-type incentives - they all seem to involve chocolate.
So at the department meeting the other day, seeing the prizes all lined up in the middle of the conference table I was praying that I hadn't won any.
I WON THEM ALL. A good thing, yes? but I did not need a massive tin of roses (choc), a large box of celebrations (choc), a box of seashells (choc) AND a bottle of shiraz.
I told my boss thanks, but we could share my spoils amongst the department because I didn't want to take them home myself. She said "no no no! you earned these!" and started PACKING THEM INTO MY HANDBAG.
I managed to give one away to a girl who was leaving and ended up throwing the roses in the bin (I hate waste but I cannot have chocolate in the house

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Everyone at work knows I am losing weight now and they all seem to be having a competition to see who can break my resolve first! (I don't think on purpose, but seriously - I have never seen so much chocolate and junk at work as I have in the last month).
How am I supposed to keep going with people pushing chocolate at me all the time? exasperation!
Maybe I am being tested. Chocolate and wine are my greatest weaknesses.