Hey femmecreole!
I said "hurl hummus" because it's phase 1.
We could also "whip cool whip" at you, as long as it's sugar-free.
I'm up for target practice too, anybody!
When we get to phase 2, we can
"pummel you with pasta"
"beat you with a banana"
"raze you with rice"
"stomp you with strawberries"
Yes, phase 2 has much more variety, don't it?
(Walks away snickering. I crack me up.)