[little chick]

I hope this does not offend anyone but it was way to cute not to share.


A koala was sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint




when a little lizard walked past and looked up and said:

"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

The koala says:

"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala and they burned a few. After a while the little lizard says his mouth was 'dry' and was going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and
helped him to the side, then asked the little lizard:

"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"




So the koala looks down at him and says:




"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"

[athenac]

I love this joke, but it's so much better when someone telling it.

[Ruthxxx]

Groan!

[L8again]

I don't care who you are...

[Bunnababy]

I can tell somebody listens to Larry the Cable Guy!