Fat Chicken
Hi there forum members. I'm so pleased to stumble upon this forum! I hope nothing got broken in my wake...
Now, I wouldn't normally mention the state of my body while introducing myself to new friends (though much would be apparent as I manage to block out the surrounding sunlight).
But here it seems obligatory to state your lumps and bumps. I'm in need of extensive support, you see....a permanent full body wrap (galvanised) might help!
So, briefly - I've been a large girl all of my life, never really attempted much weight loss previously. However, I was rushed to hospital recently with a deep vein thrombosis - fortunately I lived, but it's scary stuff, eh.
I've been told I need to trim 4 stone from my supermodel physique. I told them I'd never work in Milan again, but they say my health is more important and Donnatella will just have to weight...oops, I mean wait.
I've lost a stone this past month, but nobody's noticed this yet ~sniff~
See you as I manoeuvre around this site with the elegance of a ballet dancer (that's inspired by Dawn French!).
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