- Impulse engines stall when used in reverse.
- Digital speedometer on helm console stuck at "88".
- Shields fail to work on alternate Fridays.
- Rust problem in engineering causes support failure: one corner of warp coil now held up by phone book.
- Computer fails to process any instruction beginning with "w".
- Booster cables become permanent fixtures in transporter room.
- Captain's chair must be propped up against screen to keep image from flickering.
- Guinan stops wearing large, heavy hats for fear of falling through squeaky part of floor in 10-forward.
- Main sensor array unable to pick up anything except CBS.
- Lower part of bridge falls even lower and ramps along either side become too steep for crew to climb.
- Turbolift cannot climb past deck 5 when there are more than 2 people on board.
- Holodeck becomes caught in an infinite loop: ship is overcome by ten thousand Care Bears.
- Ship cannot enter warp while food dispenser is making Kraft macaroni and cheese.
- Food dispenser in 10-forward will only serve light beer.
- Bug in main computer speech processor: computer voice will either stutter or talk like Barbara Walters.
- Untraceable glitch in plumbing periodically replaces water in Wesley's shower with frozen concentrated orange juice.
- Ship's dryer indiscriminately shreds crew's uniforms, and related problem in fabrication machinery will only produce new clothing with Roger Rabbit caricature prominently displayed.
- Computer refuses to carry out commands unless captain says "Pretty please with sugar on it".
- Replacement parts for automatic door to captain's ready room are exhausted and door must be replaced with bead curtains.
- Saucer section separates whenever ship makes left turn.
