If we are what we eat,
then I'm easy, fast,
and cheap



A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.



Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator



Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.



Help keep the kitchen clean
EAT OUT!!



Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen
and gone on to lead normal lives.



My next house will have no kitchen
just vending machines.



Dull women have immaculate houses.

I would cook dinner
but
I can't find the can opener!



A clean kitchen is
...the sign of a wasted life.



I came
I saw
I decided to order take out.

Good stuff!!!