I keep hearing what people hated about being weighty. So I was thinking, losing weight has a load of downsides, too!
1. Whistles and cat calls from guys, when all the spork I'm trying to do is walk up to Sonic (shhh, if nobody knows the calories don't count .. right?). How lame and shallow can people be?!
2. How I still buy larges and then wonder why none of my clothes fit. (This only applies to shirts, as pant sizes are mysteriously shrinking. I can wear a 5 in Tripp pants, but not even a 9 in Jordache? HUH?!)
3. Healthy Choice's mysterious meat: Is it rubber? Is it chicken? Is it a rubber chicken?
4. Diet pizzas. I didn't know they still used hardtack. I get aches in the roof of my mouth for weeks after eating them! Pity they taste so good.
5. The attention. Sure, the first few times it was nice. "Wow! Sarah! You look awesome! How much weight have you lost? How'd you do it? What size pants are those? What's your waist measurement? Did you get taller, too? You look taller. Are you on Atkins or something like that? Do you use <diet pill of the week>? 'Cause I was thinking of using it. Oh, and..." Well, you get the idea.
Sorry for subjecting you all to that ******ery. I'm going to go dash out of my room now, completely forgetting that the floor in the hall is wet. Wee.