Pizza, oh pizza, why do you tempt me so?
You give me so much pleasure, but yet I have to say no,
Because if I do not, in my mouth you will stay,
and the pounds will return,
never to go away.
*snaps fingers*
That is my poetry whine for the evening because I love pizza and it's such a shame for something so delicious to be so darn calorie-heavy. The end.