I hate when my mom comes in the kitchen telling me how to diet.
"You need to cut out sugars!"
"You need to stop eating fried foods."
"You're defeating the purpose of working out by eating that!"
Woman, how about you stop buying it. I know what the **** I'm doing.
I'm losing weight, you're not.
I can take a legit crap at least once a day, you can't.
I work out, you don't.
And now she's trying to shove these 30 day diets and lemonade diets in my face. Please, go away.