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  • Awwww....I know EXACTLY how you feel, my poor little ellis...I hope it goes away soon. I still have a slight soreness...dh found this stuff that really helped, Tylenol Sore Throat. I never saw it before, but it really helped to take the pain away. Hang in there!
  • A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.
    The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened.
    He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.
    Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Jen is the cat there?"
    "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife.
    Frustrated the man said, "Put that cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions."
  • Tylenol Sore Throat!? I will look for it... thank you, Kat!
    I just can't believe how much my throat hurts! And it's been four days!! TOO MUCH!!
    Knowing it would hurt, I had a little cry in the car on the way home from the doctor's office. It DID hurt! damn. Can't even have a good cry!
  • Funny jokes Kat!!