Lydia asked me to post this between tears and hyperventilation. I guess it was too low brow for her to post directly.

Oh, and why is there an ad for Jillian Michaels on this site? You all could kick her teeth in I'm sure.

8 Types of Awkward Workouts - awkwardworkouts.com

Editorial: 20+ years of Internet advancement and I can't post a link? Garg! Well, cut and paste it, ladies!

P.S. Lydia had second thoughts after I posted this. She is laughing but also wishing that somehow I could magically delete this post. Apparently, a lowly newbie like me does not rate high enough to delete his own posts or perhaps the system knows how much weight I've gained in the last year and won't let me delete it. Well, there's also the fact that I posted a reply and then deleted it and I changed my profile pic to one that makes me look like I can fly, but I suppose that doesn't matter. Really, Lydia just wants me to put a disclaimer here that no one will read and aren't we all adults anyway? Not me of course. I'm an idiot.

Lydia: "You need to stop. Now."

THE END

I can so relate to the "stink bomb."

Maybe you should have said that the site is not for the weak!

Drop20 - you're on my list! I will not read your posts until (1) I've made sure I've peed so I don't pee my pants laughing and (2) others around me are not sleeping, so I don't wake them up!

Great way to start the day, though

Oh now that is funny...

Welcome Lydia's DH. You guys have made me laugh today. Thanks.

That was hilarious!

Thanks for the laughs!!

the face on the "I am humping the stars" guy is totally priceless tyvm for the laugh!

lol, one of the advantages of being a moderator is being able to see deleted posts! Hhahahaha!

Wondered 'bout that...

I'm guilty of wearing makeup to the gym, but never at the point where it's running down all over me! Hehe, I have seen some girls like that though. The abductor feels weird as a woman too, like your at a gynocology exam haha.

Nice to meet you, Lydia's Husband!

I'll add my own to the list: the double-under (jumprope) and abmat sit-up combo..the CF girls may get the humor in that one!

Love the new avatar Cheryl!

Thanks, Lydia. It's me dropping the barbell in the middle of the "Grace" workout (30 clean and jerks for time) we did Saturday. I'm still holding out hope that my sister got a decent pic locked out overhead without me making a stupid face. :P

Absolutely! I hope you get this printed and hung up somewhere in your home.