Must remain calm, must remain calm... she chanted to herself. Then grabbed his face - and kissed him full on the lips!!

Nearby strangers giggled at the sight.

A man's toupee falling off, in a heat of passion, is always hilarious.

Omigosh! What have I done? she thought. Horrified and soooooo humiliated she rushed to.....

get a staple gun, glue, peanut butter anything sticky!

Put this man back together.

And find Humpty Dumpty a brand new wall.

Quit complaining and do it.

She did quit complaining but just as the tide was about to turn again ......

R she said follows Q

oops...I didn't read the rules...sorry

She became very upset with herself for allowing the LOOKS of a man to distract her from her original task of uncovering the coin/key--everyone, she thought, knows looks aren't everything!

(that's OK, EZ, it's cool how everyone ELSE played by the rules and still incorporated your segments You know we love you!)

Too bad he was a thief.

Perhaps, she thought, the best way to handle this is to go barefoot. After all, it suggests a light and airly persona and, after all I have just lost a TON of weight! Leprechauns join me...shed your shoes...dance, dance, dance (after all it is exercise...

Unless you don't count stealing street signs as thievery.