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Old 06-16-2007, 06:03 PM   #46  
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Must remain calm, must remain calm... she chanted to herself. Then grabbed his face - and kissed him full on the lips!!
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Old 06-16-2007, 06:24 PM   #47  
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Nearby strangers giggled at the sight.
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Old 06-16-2007, 06:30 PM   #48  
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A man's toupee falling off, in a heat of passion, is always hilarious.
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Old 06-16-2007, 07:23 PM   #49  
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Omigosh! What have I done? she thought. Horrified and soooooo humiliated she rushed to.....
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get a staple gun, glue, peanut butter anything sticky!
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Put this man back together.
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Old 06-16-2007, 09:02 PM   #52  
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And find Humpty Dumpty a brand new wall.
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Old 06-17-2007, 07:48 PM   #53  
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Quit complaining and do it.
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Old 06-17-2007, 10:19 PM   #54  
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She did quit complaining but just as the tide was about to turn again ......
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R she said follows Q
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Old 06-18-2007, 12:02 AM   #56  
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oops...I didn't read the rules...sorry
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Old 06-18-2007, 09:32 AM   #57  
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She became very upset with herself for allowing the LOOKS of a man to distract her from her original task of uncovering the coin/key--everyone, she thought, knows looks aren't everything!

(that's OK, EZ, it's cool how everyone ELSE played by the rules and still incorporated your segments You know we love you!)
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Old 06-18-2007, 12:57 PM   #58  
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Too bad he was a thief.
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Old 06-18-2007, 01:02 PM   #59  
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Perhaps, she thought, the best way to handle this is to go barefoot. After all, it suggests a light and airly persona and, after all I have just lost a TON of weight! Leprechauns join me...shed your shoes...dance, dance, dance (after all it is exercise...
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Old 06-18-2007, 01:14 PM   #60  
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Unless you don't count stealing street signs as thievery.
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