60 above zero:
×Floridians turn on the heat.
×People in Idaho plant gardens.
50 above zero:
×Californians shiver uncontrollably.
×People in Boise sunbathe.
40 above zero:
×Italian & English cars won't start.
×People in Idaho drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
×Distilled water freezes.
×The water in Pocatello gets thicker.
20 above zero:
×Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
×People in Idaho throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
×New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
×People in Idaho have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
×People in Miami all die.
×Idahoans close the windows.
10 below zero:
×Californians fly away to Mexico .
×People in Idaho get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
×Hollywood disintegrates.
×The Girl Scouts in Idaho Falls are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
×Washington DC runs out of hot air.
×People in Idaho let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
×Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
×Idahoans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
×ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
×People in Idaho start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
×Hell freezes over.
×Bonneville School District will open 2 hours late.
I thought we might enjoy a laugh about the cold, because so many of us are freezing!
