Drinks Show Your Personality

Drinks Show Your Personality

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ***.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

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PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!

THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid .

Wine:
He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated
image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay

lmao.

What's it say about a woman who starts with a margarita, moves onto a screw driver, has a Tom Collins, and ends with a beer?

Too funny!

She's probably going to puke.

roflmao

DING DING DING!

I used to go out with friends drinking when I was younger. Couldn't STAND the taste of alcohol...still can't, but no longer feel like I gotta do it to be sociable. So I'd start with a foo foo drink, one that tastes like rasberry and not liquor. LOL After that, I'd try a Tom Collins or Amaretto Sour. A HINT of liquor, but still ok. By the third drink, I'd get bold and go with a watered down screwdriver. The next one would be a bit stronger. Somewhere around the 6th drink, I'd start taking swigs of people's beer, catch a ride home, puke and sleep.

LOL at these.

almost heaven, my first thought was "she's gonna puke and she's running out of money when she started on the beer". LOL. Also "had to get good and liquored up before she could stand the taste of beer.