Never choke in a restaurant in West Virginia

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  • Two West Virginia hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
    begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

    One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"
    The woman shakes her head no.
    "Kin ya breathe?"
    The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

    The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

    As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
    His partner says,"Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"
  • that was great! lol
  • LOL, love it.
  • Very cute!!!!!!
  • lovely....
  • HEY! I resemble that!
  • Quote: HEY! I resemble that!

    I couldn't resisit, I am from WV too!! Berkeley County off 9 between Martinsburg and Berkley Springs.
  • Huntington here.
  • BTW, what do a hurricane and a divorce have in common in WV?

































    Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
  • What's the WV state flower?












































































    a satellite dish!!!
  • Too funny!
  • A turtle giggling
    I thought I was going to have to bristle up and step in and defend my great state, but instead I got a good laugh. Thanks, that was a good one. Northern West Virginia here. Have a great day.
  • How northern? My cousin used to live in some hole in the wall pit right on the border called Beach Bottom. It was the bottom of something, but there weren't any beaches. LOL
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    Not northern like Wheeling or the northern panhandle, but northern like Morgantown. Haven't heard of the beach or bottom place.
  • LOL I'd never heard of it before she lived there. It was right up there with Wheeling and on the PA border. Town is entirely on a hillside with too many factories and too much smoke. Nasty little hole-in-the-wall.