OK gals, listen to this:
There is a segment on radion show here called "Nutcracker." The host, John Lander, calls the victim and put them in a situation in which the person reaches their boiling point. Then when it is revealed that their loved one set them up and the person has become a victim of the Nutcracker, everyone has a good laugh and the play it live over the air.
I decided to prank my mother. My mother is nuts, but I love her. I wrote to Lander and told him that I thought it would be a good idea if my cat, Chips, were to have a credit card. Obviously, cats cannot have cards, so my poor mother would have to defend this to Lander and he in turn would argue that Chips is responsible for what she spends.
He calls me up. He says, "I have been calling your mother about this and now it's time for you to get in on it." He calls my mom again but this time, I speak. I said, "What's up?" She starts telling me about how some a**hole is calling her saying that Chips has a credit card. Then Lander comes on and goes, "Thanks for putting me through, Operator." My mother starts getting heated because now he's back on the line. He starts messing with her asking her how old Chips is, can she put Chips on, what does Chips do for a living, etc. She says, point blank, "Chips. Is. A. Cat." It was so funny. Finally she got to the point where she was saying, "JUST HANG UP!" He then told me to explain myself and I said, "Ma ... you're on the radio." She goes, "Ha, ha, ha ... BYE." She hangs up.
I tried calling her, but to no avail. She would not answer my phone calls! It turns out she was so mad, that she told me that she would NOT allow them to put it on the air tomorrow. Lander even offered her a gift certificate for the Capitol Grille for being such a good sport, but she turned it down. Damn! All that hard work! I really didn't know she was going to be so insulted over this. It was just a joke.
Has this ever happened to you?

off. To be on the radio (even if it's to be made fun of) AND get a freebie, c'mon! No brainer! Maybe I don't mind because I am a fool for the most part. 


