A man and his wife are awakened at 3 a.m. by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband. "It's three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asks his wife.
"Just a drunken stranger asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?", she asks.
"NO, I didn't - it's three o'clock in the morning and raining cats and dogs out there!"
"Well, you've got a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down on our vacation and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him."
The man does as he is told (such a good husband!), gets dressed, goes out into the pouring rain, and calls out into the dark, "Hello - are you still out there?"
"Yes", comes the answer.
"Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?", asks the husband.
"Over here, on the swing," the drunk replies.
That one was definitely laughing out loud funny!