Borrowed this idea from another club who borrowed it from another club...it's great and I think theraputic. And I just love sarcasim.

I want to stay fat because...

I love struggling to roll over in bed.

I love my back fat rolls that peek out under my bra.

I love the heal pain I feel in the mornings as I put my feet on the floor.

I love getting out of breath by walking up my 8 stairs.

I love when I feel like hiding while eating lunch at my desk.

I love having a beautiful wardrobe and it not fitting.

I love when I get out my car I have to "heave ho" out.

I love looking at pictures and not recognizing myself.

I love being the "fat sister".

I love not swimming in the summers, and sweating like a pig.

I love not going out dancing.

I love not wearing strappy dresses.

I love the Big Hooter comments in my office.

I love being told "You must take after your Father: (Mom weighs 104 at 4 11")

I just love being fat!

I just love sarcasim too....

I love that I can't keep up with my 6 year old

I love it when people look you up and down with disgust.

I love it when I can't breath in bed b/c my boobs have flopped onto my neck.

I just love it when my seat belt locks b/c I have used it all.

Oh.. I so love being fat... NOT!!!!!!!

I like that one…..

……I still want to wear my XXL clothes

……I want to visit the doctor more often

…….I want to pursue the heart disease familiy tradition

……I want to look like Homer Simpson

Ditto

*I love being the biggest person I know
*I love to avoid having pictures taken of me
*I love avoiding any kind of plane rides because of not fitting in the seats
*I love it when people look at you strangely when you are at an All You Can Eat buffet

Good idea!

I love having to use the seatbelt extender on roller coasters and airplanes...

I love weighing more than my boyfriend...

I love trying to hide myself in the back row in pictures...

I love both my chins...

I love my babycatcher (that's what I call the belly fat below your belly button)

I love hearing my family talk about how gorgeous I used to be (6'1" in a size 10, mind you - who wants that? not me, i guess)

I must LOVE being fat!!

* I love moving around my belly fat so I can leg shave, nail clip, toe polish, etc.
* I love not being able to find clothes that fit and actually look good
* I love getting wet belly when I'm doing the dishes
* I love not being able to scratch everywhere on my back because there are too many rolls in the way
* I love wearing sexy lingerie and having most of the material ride up my you-know-what

I just love it all!

~Dee

HAHAHAhahaha..this is great!

I love always having to wear panty hose so my thighs don't burn from rubbn

I LOVE going to restaurants and having to ask for a table because I don't fit into booths

I LOVE asking for Gift Certificates for my birthday and Christmas because I wouldn't dare tell people my size

I LOVE my waddle, it's so attractive

I LOVE not wearing my wedding ring because it doesn't fit

I LOVE the feeling of my apron on my lap when I sit!

I love getting stuck in turnstiles.
I love huffing and puffing up the stairs.
I love never having any photos of myself with my family.
I love not being able to get on the floor and play with my granddaughter.
I love having my fat thighs squish onto other people on bus seats.
I love having to turn sideways to be able to walk down plane aisles.
I love being called insulting names.
I want to die of heart disease in my 50s.
I want to be on diabetes medication for the rest of my life.
I love watching everybody do fun stuff and not participating.

I love having my children tell me that I need to try whatever diet pills they see on TV because it'll help me.
I love having higher than normal blood pressure.
I love getting winded by taking 10 steps.
I love the waistband of my clothes and my bra straps digging into my skin.

i love not being able to find bras in my size because my boobs are so big.

i love it when my children call me fat.

I love having high cholesterol at 21!
I love it when my knees hurt!
I love my fiance not being able to pick me up!
I love being heavier than my fiance (and dad)!
I love being embarrassed everytime I go clothes shopping!

I love so much about being fat!

I love that I want to go swimming so bad, but instead I sit outside the pool in the burning heat, *pretending* to work on a tan. Who am I fooling???

I love not wanting to meet new people, whereas I used to enjoy it.

I love when floorboards creek, just when I'm walking on them. Nice, huh?

I love that the bed creeks, but it's when I'm rolling over.

I love wondering if the chair I'm sitting on is going to break, sending my butt to the ground.

I love fat people clothes. Oh, yeah. Especially the plus size, low-rise, hip huggers. What are these designers thinking!?

All in good fun, but eye opening. I think I'll continue this list at home.

You too!?

I love it when the inside of my jeans wears out before the color even fades.

I love it when I'm sore just getting out of bed.

I love having to wedge a pillow under The Buddha Belly to sleep.

I love flattering work photos taken of me loading my plate at a company buffet party.

I love telling my friends I can't do a hard hike with them.

I love looking at a great dress in a catalog and seeing it doesn't come in the "Women's" size.

I love granny panties.

I love the Helga underwire bras that gnaw at any soft place lucky enough to get snagged in them.

I love creating comfy valleys in my mattress and couch.

I love it when I'm assumed to be my sister's mother, even though we are only 3 1/2 years apart in age (and 55 pounds in size.)

So much to !

On a cold winter's day...I love the warmth from my thighs rubbing together.