A funny for the day. :)

  • Bed Time Prayer
    > >
    > > Now I lay me down to sleep.
    > > I pray the Lord
    > > My shape to keep.
    > > Please no wrinkles;
    > > please no bags.
    > > And lift my butt
    > > before it sags.
    > > Please no age spots;
    > > please no gray.
    > > And as for my belly.....
    > > please take it away.
    > > Please keep me healthy;
    > > please keep me young.
    > > And thank you Dear Lord,
    > > for all you've done.
    > >
    > > Footnote:
    > > One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
    > > "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.
  • cute one
  • waaaaaaaah! It's too late!!
  • Great one little chick!

    Did you guys hear that they're trying out Botox Cosmetic for breast augmentation that is less surgically invasive?
  • I knew they could use it to "perk you up"...
  • ummmm *Clovey adopts whiney voice* 'Ruuuuuuth, Ellllliiisss, where are my smilies gone? '
  • Oh no! Check out your profile. Did you mess with it?
  • Clovey... did you fix it? I checked your options, and they look fine...