Ruled by Doritos

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  • WHY CAN I NOT STOP EATING BOWLS OF COOL RANCH DORITOS?

    If they are in my house, I'm eating them. I buy them because they're the chips my son and husband like.

    I know the tricks and tips to stop... just need to STOP.

    Rant off.
    That is all~
  • re:
    same goes for crunchy cheetos apparently.
  • I fix it by chucking them in the garbage AND dumping old wet coffee grounds on top.
  • Quote: I fix it by chucking them in the garbage AND dumping old wet coffee grounds on top.
    Bwahahaha! Nice plan!


    Doritos are my long-time weakness/archenemy!!
  • Mmmm, coffee flavored Doritos!

    I think you just stumbled upon the next step for Doritos! Sweet, rather than just savory... kinda like the check mix! Oooh, that would be good!

    Funny enough, I am able to avoid eating the snacks, like Doritos and Cheetos, that I buy for the kids. The snacks I have trouble not binging on are the ones I buy for myself, like almonds! I have to keep them in the trunk of my car so that they are not too easily accessible!
  • Doritos talk to me. They call my name. They dance and say "you know you want me". Little buggers.
  • Doritos are delicious jerks. The sweet and spicy chili ones are impossible for me to resist, especially if they are on sale. If they are in the house I make my fiance hide them for me and when it's my high calorie day I have him dig them out
  • I ate Doritos for the last time in April, 2010. Until last summer when I had an occasion where I was at a party and there were Doritos there. I decided to have a couple. I said to myself that I probably wouldn't even like them because it had been so long and I don't eat that processed crap any more.

    I was wrong. They were freaking DELICIOUS!

    Rotten B**tards.



    Jen
  • My favorite are the old-school taco flavor. I noticed that they just came out with sour cream and onion.

    http://www.excusememe.com/article/10...oritos-Flavors
  • Quote: Doritos talk to me. They call my name. They dance and say "you know you want me". Little buggers.


    I don't eat Doritos very often and we rarely have them in the house, but when we do I have to stop myself from eating the whole bag. And let's not even talk about Cheetos...in my house we call them "The Precious" like in the Lord of the Rings...
  • Doritos were on sale at my supermarket this week plus they had an in-store coupon to make them 2 bags for $3. OMG what a bargain. But they aren't on my diet plan, my husband won't eat them, why would I buy them? I didn't get them but between my love for doritos and the great price and the huge display of every flavor, I almost succumbed to the pressure!! But I know I can't be trusted in the same room with them...

    Whoever heard of seductive Doritos? Seriously. They are!
  • Wow. Reading this thread made me feel lucky that my can't-resist-and-can't-control foods are things like fine Belgian chocolate, creme brulee, and real French crepes, which are a lot harder to get than Doritos!

    To those of you who have Dorito-demanding family members: Can you ask those family members to keep the bags in a secret place you don't know about and only eat them when you're not around? I don't think it would be such a sacrifice for them...

    F.
  • lol elvislover! You have me seeing the Doritos rubbing their hands down their triangular curves while throwing sultry glances. Never ever thought that image would be in my head.

    I stopped liking Doritos a while back. What I can't resist are biscuits. I baked some once, ate 6 in about 2 hours. I haven't baked them again. They own my soul.
  • Baked Lays have my number. I tried keeping them in the house thinking I was the queen. I was sorely mistaken...Baked Lays rule my kingdom.
  • Quote: lol elvislover! You have me seeing the Doritos rubbing their hands down their triangular curves while throwing sultry glances. Never ever thought that image would be in my head.