In the last 24 hours I told another rugby player to man-up when she was complaining about hurting shoulders after playing in the forward pack for the first time. Scrums hurt, but ya don't need to talk about it.
- I woke up, urinated while sitting on the toilet cause I was too tired... (Hmm, ok this one may not be a good one)
- I bought a new pair of shoes that have no laces because bending over too much makes my man boobs hang down... (Ok, this is getting out of hand..)
Ohhh I know...! I left my boxers on the floor next to the basket!!! *man grunt* But then my wife called and yelled at me. Now I'm sad and need chocolate. Why must she be so mean?
Fired up the snow blower and cleared out the 3 foot snow drift behind my truck this morning and had just finished it when the blower ran out of gas. Guess the wife will have to cear off her side of the patio, buahahahah.