I ordered a fish sandwich fully intending to take the top part of the roll off and eat it relatively plain. I asked for a salad in place of the chips and thought I had my dinner beat.

Then I opened the container...








...chips?!?!



I said salad instead of chips, instead! Not in addition to!



We meet again my greasy, evil friends...

It was a diabolical plan!

Sometimes it just seems like the world wants us fat!

Good for you for ordering a salad. At least that much went right.