I want to marry Mario Batale. I want to marry him & have, like, 10,000 of his babies.

Tyler Florence is another one. That man can do no wrong.

Since I can't have it in "real life", I might as well watch it on TV.

Anyone else got this problem?

edited to say I am talking about all the yummy food, not the yummy men. LOL

Hee hee hee....I refer to the Food Channel as "my own special brand of porn."

I think I have been missing out!! I am gonna have to start watching now!!
Laura

what's not to like about a man who loves to cook????? and to eat as well? my little italian grandmother would have LOVED mario as well.. and he is so well versed in italian cooking. the REAL stuff.

and tyler fixes everything.. and that nerdy guy who does good eats also looks useful. maybe that's the attraction, at least for me. these are men who don'[t seem to sit around the house waiting to be fed or taken care of!

Alton Brown is my man. Dreamy dreamy dreamy.
Smart, funny, loves to cook and doesn't believe in bad foods.

However, the women on food network are less than desirable. The woman from Cooking Thin makes me want to eat a twinkie. Blech.

Jennelle: The porn comment made me giggle like a freak.


Hahahaha. I've never seen Cooking Thin. The one that makes me want to eat some Snowballs (not you Kayla, hehe) is that Jill chick, they travel around the country--Best of?? Yeah, her.