Text messaging codes for seniors

  • "Thought you needed help with texting your friends ... after all, the kids have all their little codes ... like BFF, WTF, etc. So here are the codes for seniors:

    "ATD — At the Doctor's

    "BFF — Best Friend's Funeral

    "BTW — Bring the Wheelchair

    "BYOT — Bring Your Own Teeth

    "CBM — Covered by Medicare

    "CUATSC — See You at the Senior Center

    "DWI — Driving While Incontinent

    "FWBB — Friend with Beta Blockers

    "FWIW — Forgot Where I Was

    "FYI — Found Your Insulin

    "GGPBL — Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

    "GHA — Got Heartburn Again

    "HGBM — Had Good Bowel Movement

    "IMHO — Is My Hearing-Aid On?

    "LMDO — Laughing My Dentures Out

    "LOL — Living on Lipitor

    "LWO — Lawrence Welk's On

    "OMMR — On My Massage Recliner

    "OMSG — Oh My! Sorry, Gas

    "ROFL ... CGU — Rolling on the Floor Laughing ... Can't Get Up!

    "TTYL — Talk to You Louder

    "WAITT — Who Am I Talking To?

    "WTFA — Wet the Furniture Again

    "WTP — Where's the Prunes

    "WWNO — Walker Wheels Need Oil

    "Hope these help!

    "GGLKI — Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In!"
  • Those are GREAT Never seen that before!
  • LOL! Even my 14 yo laughed at those!
  • ICSL....

    I can't stop laughing!
  • I'm telling my dad about these . . .

    I'm turning 50 this year so I really need these!
  • those are really cute!
  • lol if only my residents could text :P
  • I need to copy and paste these as I probably need to use most of them lol
  • I've seen some but not all! Comic relief is good for the soul!!!
  • Those were great! Thanks!
  • "LOL — Living on Lipitor
    haha nice1