Lydia asked me to post this between tears and hyperventilation. I guess it was too low brow for her to post directly.
Oh, and why is there an ad for Jillian Michaels on this site? You all could kick her teeth in I'm sure.
8 Types of Awkward Workouts - awkwardworkouts.com
Editorial: 20+ years of Internet advancement and I can't post a link? Garg! Well, cut and paste it, ladies!
P.S. Lydia had second thoughts after I posted this. She is laughing but also wishing that somehow I could magically delete this post. Apparently, a lowly newbie like me does not rate high enough to delete his own posts or perhaps the system knows how much weight I've gained in the last year and won't let me delete it. Well, there's also the fact that I posted a reply and then deleted it and I changed my profile pic to one that makes me look like I can fly, but I suppose that doesn't matter. Really, Lydia just wants me to put a disclaimer here that no one will read and aren't we all adults anyway? Not me of course. I'm an idiot.
Lydia: "You need to stop. Now."
THE END