Now comes the sticky part (literally)...I HAVE A CANDY STORE IN MY CUBICLE AT WORK!!! Seriously!! I have a co-worker who has cancer and is having to pay some major medical bills, co-pays and gasoline getting to and from chemo and radiation. My boss is selling candy to help raise money to help her. I love my co-worker...I really really do...but this is driving me nuts!! I have Snickers bars guarding the fax machine and Reeses peanut butter cups standing centinal on top of the filing cabinet! Every time I walk into my cubicle the Kit Kats wave at me with this irritating smirk on their candy little faces. So while I am sitting here drinking Slim fast for lunch like the good dieting fat person I am, people are coming in our cubicle and buying candy bars so that they can go into chocolate bar nirvana. Tell me something...have you ever had a nirvana moment over a carrot stick?
Me either! I have a very good imagination, but I can't for the life of me make that carrot taste like an Almond Joy. It ain't happenin'. And then my boss, who sits not 10 feet from me but apparently hasn't noticed the Slim Fast on my desk for days on end offers me some coconut M & M's because she "knows coconut is my favorite". I am going to hurt her. I am seriously going to wind up on the news. "Short fat white woman in Texas chews off co-worker's arm over a coconut M & M...News at 11". You heard it here first gang.Okay, I'm better now. Still hungry...but better now.
