I have a waist measurement 12 inches smaller than my hips, and thighs for days. I have boobs - front AND BACK!

It took me years to learn what I should and should not try on. It's taken years to even begin to learn how to dress my figure. Even now I have goofs. Last summer, I learned that I should not, under any circumstances, wear crop pants and flip-flops. Thanks, photo. Thanks a BUNCH!
It's your world. Try stuff on, learn what looks good, cry, drink, throw a fit - and then only shop and buy where you know you're gonna look smoking hot. I am not sure who said this, but I liked it - it's the clothes' job to fit you, not the other way 'round.
I don't wear crop pants and flip-flops, and I don't stand next to tall, skinny women.
I am sorry about the dressing room experience. It sucks. Have a low-cal alcoholic beverage, and stick your tongue out at the next skinny b*tch that walks by. It'll all be OK. You can do this!!!!
