Broccoli Farts

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  • Stink. Enough said.
  • LOL, onion ring farts stink worse
  • LOL I just can't believe how rank I've become with all these veggies I've been ingesting. No wonder my relationship is failing haha
  • too funny...
  • It gets better!
  • I hate broccoli farts! I seriously need to buy some beano for whenever I eat broccoli, but I'm too embarrassed to buy it! My boyfriend just laughs at my farts, and covers his nose with his shirt. He said he would go buy it for me if I wanted...I should take him up on it
  • Thanks for the laughs ladies

    .. the only thing worse than a brocolli fart, is when my dog has the leftovers...she can clear a room!!!
  • Beano works. My hubby and daughter make me take it when we have broccoli.
  • My DH isn't allowed to have vegetables or cheese after 6pm. Sad, but necessary...
  • LMAO, you gotta love that fiber
  • Broccoli farts? Never heard of it. haha
  • I see your BROCCOLI and raise you a CABBAGE!!

  • Bell peppers are the worst. They smell like the garbage bin behind a Taco Bell.
  • Cauliflower farts are the worst.
  • My dad's homeade chicken noodle soup, is our family's worst fart producer.

    Ingredients

    Chicken
    Carrots
    Celery
    Potatoes
    Egg Noodles or Rice
    Chicken Broth
    Various spices

    But, it tastes soooooooooo good its worth the farts.