The Secret to a Happy Marriage

A couple was celebrating their Golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon, " explained the husband. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled.
My wife quietly said 'That's once.'
We proceeded a little further when the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife promptly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the mule.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, "That's once."

lol thats funny. I was kinda sad at first cause the poor mule... but then i laughed

ha! speak softly and carry a big gun.

you mean all the screaming i've been doing for the past 9 years isn't working because there's no violence behind it. dammit! well... now i know. hehehe

Wish I had that advice for my honeymoon.

Haha... I've heard that one a few times. Still hilarious.

haha

I should try that Nah just kidding.