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Old 09-17-2008, 12:34 AM   #1  
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The Secret to a Happy Marriage

A couple was celebrating their Golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon, " explained the husband. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled.
My wife quietly said 'That's once.'
We proceeded a little further when the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife promptly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the mule.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, "That's once."
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Old 09-20-2008, 11:58 AM   #2  
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lol thats funny. I was kinda sad at first cause the poor mule... but then i laughed
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Old 09-20-2008, 01:02 PM   #3  
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ha! speak softly and carry a big gun.

you mean all the screaming i've been doing for the past 9 years isn't working because there's no violence behind it. dammit! well... now i know. hehehe
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Old 09-20-2008, 04:07 PM   #4  
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Wish I had that advice for my honeymoon.
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Old 09-20-2008, 04:24 PM   #5  
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Haha... I've heard that one a few times. Still hilarious.
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Old 09-30-2008, 10:04 AM   #6  
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Old 10-01-2008, 12:35 PM   #7  
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I should try that Nah just kidding.
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