
http://olympics.fanhouse.com/2008/08...021x1200383869
The Michael Phelps Diet Might Kill Most People
Posted Aug 13th 2008 5:46PM by Shane Bacon (author feed)
Filed under: USA
I guess when you swim five miles a day and make winning gold medals look as simple as rafting down the Guadalupe, you're allowed to munch on whatever you want.
That said, it's pretty crazy an athletic specimen like Michael Phelps is said to be knocking out nearly 12,000 calories-a-day as part of his "diet."
Here's the daily menu, if you can stomach it.
Breakfast: Three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise. Two cups of coffee. One five-egg omelet. One bowl of grits. Three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar. Three chocolate-chip pancakes.
Lunch: One pound of enriched pasta. Two large ham and cheese sandwiches with mayo on white bread. Energy drinks packing 1,000 calories.
Dinner: One pound of pasta. An entire pizza. More energy drinks.
Honestly, I'm tired just reading about all of that. The 6'4", 195-pound Phelps's eating habits might seem as ridiculous as the Macaulay Culkin scene from "Home Alone" but I guess when you're working every muscle a human has in the pool, you need this much energy. Even a doctor is saying so.
"I think for him, because of his caloric demands, he can probably eat whatever he wants to," Mark Klion, a sports medicine doc and orthopedic surgeon at Mount Sinai Medical Center in New York said."if you've got to eat that much, it better be enjoyable, or you won't be able to keep up. Phelps might not be so eager to shovel down a pound of tofu in a sitting."
So, there you have it. If you're looking for your kid to be the next Olympic Zeus, make sure you're packing him with enough pasta to piss off Pisa because he's going to need that energy. That or the kid will just get fat.
It's strange that after reading this I feel a lot less guilty about scarfing down that mid-afternoon Snickers. Phelps relates to even us regular guys!
Now why oh why didn't I ever think of becoming an Olympic Swimmer????
That being said, I really, REALLY find it next to impossible to believe that this extremely fit person is eating like this every day. Just can't be. Can it??? Think he uses Fitday
?Another thing, where's the protein? Something sounds fishy to me. Or should I say - cheesy? I'm seeing an awful load of that.


But we were skinny active kids. I never weighed over 115-120 until I finished college and went to work.