
Just for Aud:
This might compete with my escaping boob story and since you are having your "scoot down" experience today I will share it with you. Until recently, I had a company phone that also had a radio. You know the kind where someone else in your company has the same thing so they can push the button and open the channel and it beeps at you in an annoying fashion with static and they can hear you and what you are doing.
Two years ago I was at my well woman appointment. When I got there the nurse said, "Oh, the new tables have these stirrups that people have been complaining about. They kind of dig into the bottom of your feet. I just got another complaint so let's try something new. Why don't you leave your boots on." I complied and got comfy. The Dr. walks in and doesn't say anything. He gets to work and after a couple of minutes he says, "nice boots". If that wasn't bad enough, my radio phone beeped. I didn't answer, obviously. Then it beeped again and I hear my boss say, "Stayincalm, are you there? Why aren't you picking up?". The nurse hands me my phone off of the counter and I beep back (because this is not a call it is a radio conversation) and I say, "I'm right here is this urgent?" (Meanwhile, my pap smear is still going on). Boss says (all irritated too), "What are you doing?" (He obviously wanted to talk to me about some employee problem but didn't know who else might be in the room...little did he know. I say, "Well, I'm kind of busy right now can I get back to you in about 10 minutes?" He says, "What are you doing?" and I get to say (in an exasperated manner), "Getting a pap smear. What are you doing?"

The nurse and Dr. were hysterical.
The NEXT year the exact same thing happened (with the exception of the boots). What are the odds that out of the eight years I have worked for this man he called me by radio maybe 4 times and two of those times I had my feet in the stirrups? The next day he said, "I have decided that we are just going to have cell phones now and don't really need the radio features anymore." Within a week about 60 new phones were distributed.
la, la, la.
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