I really need a joke

  • I'm at my calorie goal for the day, it is Friday night and I look around at my house at the past week's destruction (toys, dishes, laundry, popcorn in the LR floor, hubby's retiling our bathroom - UGH) and I know I have a huge homework assignment due --- STRESS!!!!!! I can feel my neck tensing just thinking about all that I have to do tomorrow. Anybody got something funny to relax my shoulders??? If not, I'm afraid I'll head straight to the fridge or the wine bottle
    Candy
  • Hi Candy,

    How about -

    WHY ARE MARRIED WOMEN HEAVIER THAN SINGLE WOMEN?
    A:SINGLE WOMEN COME HOME, SEE WHAT'S IN THE FRIDGE AND GO TO BED. MARRIED WOMEN COME HOME, SEE WHAT'S IN THE BED AND GO TO THE REFRIGERATOR.

    Lynn ;-))
  • GREAT!! I love it!!!



    I wound up have a couple glasses of wine anyways