Bear!

  • > Subject: bear
    > >Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2001 18:44:32 -0500
    > >
    > >If you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
    > >
    > >You do nothing but sleep for six months.
    > >
    > >I could deal with that.
    > >
    > >Before you hibernate,
    > >
    > >you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
    > >
    > >I could deal with that, too.
    > >
    > >If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
    > >
    > >You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
    > >
    > >If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
    > >
    > >I could deal with that.
    > >
    > >If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
    > >
    > >He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
    > >
    > >I wanna be a bear.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    >
  • Thanks for the chuckle Tippy!

    jenny
  • Tippy.......I thought you were a B@$)%(&$%) not a Bear haaaaaaaaaaaa...........just jokin big sis.

    Love Big Ol Me !!
  • Oh yeah!
  • I had heard in some cultures. . . .
    that excess body hair and flab were considered very attractive. Now, who do I see about turning into a bear?

    Sherrie
  • They're also really smelly but I guess if you're a bear, you don't care. LOL