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Old 10-17-2001, 07:16 AM   #1  
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> Subject: bear
> >Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2001 18:44:32 -0500
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> >If you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
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> >You do nothing but sleep for six months.
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> >I could deal with that.
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> >Before you hibernate,
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> >you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
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> >I could deal with that, too.
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> >If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
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> >You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
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> >If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
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> >I could deal with that.
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> >If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
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> >He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
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> >I wanna be a bear.
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Old 10-17-2001, 11:53 AM   #2  
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Thanks for the chuckle Tippy!

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Old 10-17-2001, 11:54 AM   #3  
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Tippy.......I thought you were a B@$)%(&$%) not a Bear haaaaaaaaaaaa...........just jokin big sis.

Love Big Ol Me !!
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Oh yeah!
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Old 10-17-2001, 06:57 PM   #5  
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Wink I had heard in some cultures. . . .

that excess body hair and flab were considered very attractive. Now, who do I see about turning into a bear?

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Old 10-18-2001, 02:09 AM   #6  
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They're also really smelly but I guess if you're a bear, you don't care. LOL
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