Bear!
> Subject: bear
> >Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2001 18:44:32 -0500
> >
> >If you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
> >
> >You do nothing but sleep for six months.
> >
> >I could deal with that.
> >
> >Before you hibernate,
> >
> >you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
> >
> >I could deal with that, too.
> >
> >If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
> >
> >You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
> >
> >If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
> >
> >I could deal with that.
> >
> >If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
> >
> >He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
> >
> >I wanna be a bear.
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