[out from under]

1. Be a woman
2. Be on your period

Easy as apple pie!

Now, if you excuse me I'll venture out in the real world and hopefully not run into anyone I know. Wouldn't want people to start asking questions.

Seriously though, worst time of the month. I go from being all "omg I'm going to reach my goal weight this year I AM SO MOTIVATED LET'S EAT SALAD AND WORK OUT!" to "okay let me die why won't my jeans fit me wHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME I AM A GOOD PERSON".

Funny thing is that it happens every month. I should get used to it. Still I freak out and want to go into hiding because I've "gained weight!!!11!1!". Bah.

[PinkWaterfall]

I hear you!!!!!!!!!

Every time I step on the scale during *that* week... I know its *that* time of the month and I know its water and I know its not fat and I know I didn't eat enough to gain that and I know it'll go... but it just doesn't help!

Gggrrr. Periods. Gggrrr.

[out from under]

It's absolutely horrible!

I have a pair of skinny jeans (like, can barely breathe in them lol!) and a pair of "normal" jeans... I can't even up my zipper on my normal jeans right now. Feeling so faaaaaat.

And now I'm starting the everlasting "omg what if I gained weight why did I gain weight brb doing a water fast I need to lose weight" panicking. In a week from now I'll look back on this post and be like "girl you need to calm yo shiz".

[PinkWaterfall]

Blame it on hormones!
The time of the month makes us crazy and doubt ourselves... but we're better than that!!
The time of the month wins for 1 week... but we kick its butt the other 3 weeks!!