"I glare at her and say in the iciest tone imaginable, "You, madame, are a gravy-sucking weasel, and I hope that you're forced to fly coach with an Ebola-riddled gibbon monkey stuck in your lap for 16 straight hours." But because I am not good at intentional *****iness, it comes out, "Great! Have a safe trip and let me know if you need someone to water your plants.""
This made me LOSE IT! LOL!
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