I managed to pull this day out of the dumpster. Two years ago it would have sent me running for the big box of cookies at the grocery, followed by a "chaser" of Haagen Daaz.
The days events "drumroll please":
9 a.m. Go to the new house. Find the flooring guy sitting in his truck eating a sandwich. he can't proceed due to a number of factors. Call DH and ask him to come down and see to it. He grumbles but is willing.
11 a.m. Take 5 dogs to the off leash area. When unleashed 3 of them sprint to where there is a 30 lb. rotting salmon carcass in the sand. The fluffy golden retriever rolls in it - both sides of his face and neck before I descend on him, bellowing like Jake Lamotta. Then, as I'm running after him (with 65 lb. lab on leash running beside me trying to jump and bite me) to leash his stinking now considerably less golden hide, I look back and big black Tex is peeing on the fish carcass. I grab the stinking golden and see that Stella (yellow lab) is now preparing to roll on the rotten fish and Tex's marking urine. ARRRRGH! The scariest Dagmar in the world manages to stop Stella. The other lab (on leash) picks that moment to bite me in the thumb.
There are clouds of steam now coming out my ears

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I get everyone on leash and hitch them to a post. I walk away, $%^#& running through my brain. I get them back to the car and the golden is stinking so badly that, even after a good dousing with marigold spray (the only thing I have in the car), my eyes are stinging all the way to his home and several of the other dogs in the car are sneezing and hanging out the wide open windows.
I manage to calm down by the time I come to the last house. Open the door and . . . the alarm is beeping away. OH SH*T!
I did manage to recover my equilibrium, do all the remaining walks, and then went down to the beach with a shovel and a big industrial garbage bag to deal with the fish carcass.
I am going to eat my bowl of cherries and yogurt and call it a night.
Dagmar
