- Crew neck tee shirts puffy sleeves (especially short sleeves/cap sleeves which puff
- Anything with ruffles/puffs on the bust
- Skinny jeans... my calves and thighs are too muscular
- I also can't wear skirts that end at the knees. But skirts that end JUST above the knee or below the knee are fine.
- Maxi skirts
- Bikinis - I will always need at least a skirted full bathing suit because of pregnancy stretch marks which go almost to my lower bra line, and loose skin on my thighs.

- short shorts - or ANY shorts, for that matter - loose thigh skin and spider veins galore
- Short shirts - I like tunic length or at least ones that come over my hips. Fitted is OK, but short is NOT
- Boot-cut jeans make me look like a midget
- Low-rise jeans at any weight and I have a muffin top.
- Flouncy skirts - I used to wear these but they look stupid on me now that I'm older
- Ankle strap pumps - again, great for dancing in but the make me look even shorter
- "Chunky" shoes make me look like a clutz
- Sleeveless tops - I wear these sometimes but I have bat wing skin flaps on my arms.

- Strapless dresses - skin flaps on my arms. Besides, strapless bras never stay up.
- Anything belted at the waist - but I look GREAT in a hip belt
- Skin-tight dresses. Even when I was a size 0, my tummy pooched out. I can only imagine what would happen now.

