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  •   #31  
    ellis's Avatarellis , 11-22-2002 01:19 PM
    Yeah, but the sex doesn't last as long. What the ****?!
  •   #32  
    barefootgrrrl's Avatarbarefootgrrrl , 11-22-2002 07:26 PM
    depends on what kind of sex you're having


    Terri
  •   #33  
    mauvaisroux's Avatarmauvaisroux , 11-22-2002 10:11 PM
    Hey dirty girls, who has the "porn" pictures?

    Think you are all posting on the wrong site

    And Ellis, why are you assuming everyone is drunk today? Were you drinking coffee with Bailey's instead of cream today...hmmm
  •   #34  
    ellis's Avatarellis , 11-22-2002 10:58 PM
    Oh, so you think it's ME who's drunk! I'll have you know; Mauvais, I've never been drunk in my life!
  •   #35  
    dentrassi's Avatardentrassi , 11-22-2002 11:04 PM
    Ellis-Fine, so you have never been drunk. But have you been eaten?
    oog, that came out naughtier than I meant it to!!!
  •   #36  
    ellis's Avatarellis , 11-22-2002 11:16 PM
    That's VERY rude, Den. Mauvais is going to have you executed.
    of course I have
  •   #37  
    dentrassi's Avatardentrassi , 11-22-2002 11:20 PM
    yum
  •   #38  
    mauvaisroux's Avatarmauvaisroux , 11-25-2002 10:27 AM
    Ellis and Den~ tch, tch! what am I going to do with you two?
  •   #39  
    Ruthxxx's AvatarRuthxxx , 11-25-2002 10:48 AM
    What a pair of trollops! I am laughing too hard to ever get old!

    As Red Riding Hood said to the Wolf:
    "Eat! Eat! Doesn't anybody f*** anymore?"

    sorry
  •   #40  
    ellis's Avatarellis , 11-25-2002 10:57 AM
    Oh, now that is too rude for words. Isn't this supposed to be the "tips" thread?!
    Well, on another subject, I just got an email from Soozie saying she has to get to work and would I please say hi to everyone for her!!! Can you believe the nerve of that girl!? What am I?! Her secretary?! (teasing you, Sooze)
  •   #41  
    mauvaisroux's Avatarmauvaisroux , 11-25-2002 01:00 PM
    Ellis-could you give Soozie a message for me?...
  •   #42  
    ellis's Avatarellis , 11-25-2002 01:06 PM
    Sure. Can I word it myself? @($&$%!
  •   #43  
    mauvaisroux's Avatarmauvaisroux , 11-25-2002 09:38 PM
    Nice Ellis, real nice, and Santa will be leaving a nice tasty bar of soap in your stocking this year
  •   #44  
    dentrassi's Avatardentrassi , 11-25-2002 11:12 PM
    This IS the tip forum, and as such I am going to give all you delicate little flowers a tip:

    F*** BEFORE you eat. If you eat first you may be too full to F***
    and if you F*** first you may be blissed out enough that you eat less....

    ......of course sometimes it IS fun to combine the two.......




    NEVERMIND!!!!!!!
  •   #45  
    Wanttolosealot's AvatarWanttolosealot , 11-26-2002 07:02 AM
    Dent,
    I like the way you think. You guys crack me up and let me tell you I can use a good laugh this week.
    Love you guys
    Virginia
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