If you pat your stomach vigorously, you'll break up the fat cells and it'll be easier to get rid of them.

I'm trying this one. I might be bruised and battered, but I'll beat those fat cells into submission!!

Drink your pee?
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Okay,

my parents fed me grapefruit
put me on the cabbage soup diet
tell me to use drugs (the over the counter ones)
my mom read's Woman's First mag and they have all kind of advice in there that she is constantly giving me
there are others I'm sure but I can't think of them right now.

I know they mean well but they just don't know anything or even how to give me advice in a nice way.

I was told the other night that I should have a piece of KFC chicken breast "because it's white meat! it's good for you!"

ummm. No.

I remember working once and one of my coworkers/friends comes in and it's just the two of us and she brings a large pizza. And expects me to eat half of it at least. I ate a slice and felt satisfied but she said, "You know, you can eat whatever you want and all you want as long as you walk on the treadmill everyday for 20 minutes." Right.

This other time, my grandmother told me a friend of hers lost 50 lbs in one month by drinking chicken brother ONLY for meals.

OMG!

I think you could lose 2 pounds just laughing at some of the things on this thread!

Something about how your body expels all of these nutrients that can help you lose weight. I know, it's weird, but there's a surprising amount of people I have met since that swear by the healing powers of their pee. I think in this case the cure is worse than the sickness.

Reason to drink your own pee: you're stranded in a collapsed mine shaft and drinking urine is the only way to survive or you'll die of dehydration before you die of starvation.

So with that logic, the way to lose weight is to get stranded in a collapsed mine shaft. (make plans to be rescued before starvation sets in)

uh-huh. Sounds about right.

I love words of wisdom.

Put a tight belt around your waste so you don't eat and you won't be hungry.

I suppose drinking your own pee is better than drinking someone else's.....

Whoa. So if you pat your tummy it breaks up the fat cells, what happens if you pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time??

And drinking pee? ROFL.

drink pee? I rather be fat

It gives you brain damage and you actually believe that drinking your own pee can cause weight loss ?????

Susan!