You - stop obsessing. Stop!

You-Please be flexible. Your rigidity is unattractive in so many ways.

You three-Please pay me back. I really need the money to pay off the credit card charge from when I covered for the hotel for you three!

you - were very rude to me today. i hope you get into trouble.

YOU - Please quit telling me all the details of Nancy's July wedding - quite frankly I don't give a damn! I'm starting to avoid you. Have you noticed?

YOU! You know I love my great nephew to pieces and would babysit anytime...but why do you say you will leave him here at 7pm then don't show until 10pm...why?...oh...it's you! (I do love you though!)

Oooh, I love this thread. I have totally done this before, and wish it had taken off better. Anyway...

You- stop being such a sneaky, controlling freak. You are going to lose your sons if you don't let them live their own lives and if you don't show the youngest one's girlfriend some respect. You don't have to like me- it is highly unlikely you will ever see me again- but stop messing with my friend! And by the way, what did you REALLY do with the stuff you "lost" when they were moving? That was just mean- they were some really special things in that box and you had no right to even touch the box, let alone take it out of the house. And I am convinced you knew that when you took it.

You- stop being so lazy. If you don't want to work, don't accept a job that someone is paying you to do when you have no intention of doing it. I'm tired of doing your job for you.


And you- you are SO cute and creative and smart. Thanks for being my little girl.

You....if you print on your wedding invitation that the wedding is at 6:00 PM, then have the wedding at 6:00 PM! Not at 7:30 PM when it really started. If you have flaky friends who are habitually late, then it's THEIR fault if they miss your wedding. We showed up about 20 minutes before 6:00 because we are respectful. It was extremely disrespectful to tell those of us who are punctual to be there an hour and a half before you intended for the ceremony to begin. It was rude. And I'm sure the wedding planner got quite concerned when so many of us showed up an hour and a half early for the event.

Wow that is just plain rude. I nope nobody does that to me ever...I'm surprised you stayed.

You - stop being so crabby, what's your problem anyway.

You- I'm proud of you, you're working very hard and not taking it out on me.

You - I'm proud of YOU - that was a long walk and tired sore feet and something you can live though.

You - when someone does you a favor, don't return the "favor" by leaving them with an errand to run for you. Do your own dirty work!

You - thanks for flirting with me.

You - thank you ever so much for pointing out that they're only my 'step' kids not my real kids. I've given up trying to explain why they're an important part of my life.

sooo many humans are just sooo awful!

you - if you let any more dishes mold in your room I will start treating you like the child you behave like. And you WILL NOT LIKE IT!


p.s. I am not washing your moldy f-ing cup! oh, and mop the floor!

AGREED!

You - I know you are my boss but I can't be your friend as well. I'm going to have to make a choice and I know you're not going to like it.

You - Please stop calling me anorexic. I do not have an eating disorder. You are just jealous.