I purchase work clothes from an on-line company sometimes....they have a remedy for "plumbers butt crack"...

Thanks, Gary. I'll mention it to the lads at the Diner. Three of them are plumbers.

Pretty pic, Ruth.

4th of July, really, Bill? Surely we can kill this thread long before then!

FIRST TIME SEX

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'

The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'

LOL !!!!

This reminds of when I worked as a manager of a credit union and one of my members came in needing to borrow money as he had "bought a condom in Santa Cruz". It was all I could do to keep a straight face until he left !

For you that are scratching your head wondering why that is funny....he meant to say condominium.

75 to go! I think we can do this by Mother's Day! Easy!!

Ditto to that Mother's day.

*stretch*

Now, back to work for me...

Thanks Ruthie! I didn't dare look! lol I didn't want to crack up laughing and have some 'splaining to do!

Tell 'em that laughter is good for company morale!

There is a plumbing company here that advertises ...plumbers that smell good and no butt cracks!

Time to get up ! We have work to do !

sshhh....I'm up but Angie has 5 more minutes

UP and NOT READY 2 GO! Burrrrr it was 62 in the house this morning!!

Good morning , thank goodness someone is up, I was getting lonely.

All up here now...me, Angie, Reba and Rylee...of course Angie got up real fast when Reba jumped into bed with her...

guess I forgot to tell her it was raining outside...dogs gotta go potty too!