Ok, so I got lost on the way to the mess tent, tangled myself up in the rope wall so badly it took an entire Boy Scout troop to undo the knots, dropped my cell phone in the latrine and broke a tank. AAAARGH!
k3ll3y: loved the photo expose of gumby, but I still think that whole steroid thing was blown way outa proportion, don't you?
Sarge: about the tank -- do you take American Express?
DZackery: I am so glad your little Poncho is doing better. He sounds adorable!
Jeanettey: What a great set of exercises! I hereby offer a challenge to the whole platoon to beat me in minutes in that first exercise ...um, what? ... there are TWO parts to it?...it isn't just lying on the floor with your arms extended? ... platoon? never mind.
MadamButterfly: The reason you think of all those strange images is because you are standing too close to Reso's microwave! Seriously! All those ... um... little tiny wave thingies act like a TV broadcasting station and you are the perfect receiver! Now, the REAL question is what are all those crazy images doing in the microwave in the first place, hmmmm?
Josey: Love your attitude! No way are you going to stay stalled with all that energy going on! Keep kicking butt and the butts WILL leave!
Envelope: Good luck with your run --- sounds completely awesome! I can't personally imagine doing that, but you know we will all be on the sidelines screaming for you! (or in Sarge's case, possibly screaming AT you

) (By the way, what is "PITA" as in the scale is a PITA?)
Iamerican: HELLO! God, it's great to see you! I feel like a hamster at a capybara convention. And look at what you are getting up to these days --- a double workout! YOU are certainly going to make your pledge!
HotPinkHoldEm: Welcome to the mayhem. Sorry you are feeling so yucky right now -- have you been standing near Resolute's microwave? --- and I hope this really is just a 24 hour thing.
AnonymouslyYours: Awwwww! A new puppy! What a perfect workout tool --- no way you can skip a run with a dog in the house. Just ask DZackery.
SMSDreamer: Well, hi there, stranger! Good to see another familiar face. By the way, the Whoosh Fairy (who is my second cousin on my other mother's side) called to tell me that your request has been processed and you should be receiving your whoosh in the next coupla days.....
rainbowsmiles: Bringing up the rear? LOL oh, my dear --- I am so far back here that I am in danger of being lapped! And if the fat goes slow or it goes fast isn't near as important as that is just GOES. Congratulations on your husband's job --- but it sounds like some there's some chaos in your future? That plan of yours about eating and exercise just went from important to vital. Keep us posted!
pokeycactus: OUCH!!! But wait --- maybe we can use this force for good! If you strapped the cactus spines to your workout clothes and then rolled over pounds of fat.....
kittykat: sounds like you had a great ride, but I don't envy you the sunburn. And your trainer wasn't being sadistic, he/she was under orders from sarge to play havoc with your burn; SARGE is sadistic!
Resolute: You biked/walked 21 miles IN ONE DAY on a day where you also worked a normal shift?? Seriously?? I am hoping to walk 21 miles this WEEK --- lol!

By the way, central command wanted me to inform you that your microwave has been partially commandeered for some black ops things. If you should hear Russian or Klingon issuing from it, back walk away slowly.
rmc: Congratulations on that 30 minute run! I am struggling with walking, so I find your athleticism very inspiring. And it's nice to know that if we run out of fat-killing ammo, we can just send you out alone to run them down, literally!
peanut: keep up with the posts??? bwah-ha-ha-ha! there's a bajillion soldiers in this platoon and half of them are in camo so you can't even see them! And I think Sarge has a twin --- you know, that lady in the white gauzy dress with her eyes rolled back in her head who floats around base about 2 feet above the ground? Scary!
chickadee: all your lemon cheesecake are belong to us..... hey, I'm serious here!
cheshirecat: loved the poster this am! In fact, one the great pleasure of reading through this thread has been the posters you provide. so, thanks!
Mefirst: The picture of that creature that bears some small resemblance to a human male? ick. But as to the unfortunate reduction to your "girls", I am more than happy to share! I can give you half of what's restrained by my over the shoulder boulder holder and you would be totally boobilicious!
Riestrella: A half marathon sounds pretty intense --- but what a cool way to motivate your training. Again, I am just so impressed by all the runners here. I can't keep up, but I am cheering your from the back of the troops!
Celrae: You don't have "funk", darlin', you have FUNKY! Time to get in touch with your
diva side!
kurisitara: Sounds like you had a marvelous vacation! With all the exercise you got and the fact that you made lots of good choices for food, I bet your weigh in will be fine! So, what did you bring us?
Down .5 and technically OP for the last 2 days, but my mind seems to have run away and left no forwarding address --- I feel like I am going through the motions. I will make serious efforts to actually sleep tonight and see if that helps.
Everyone have a great Wednesday --- isn't Wednesday officially "hump" day? Hmmmm....