What about a invisible friend? teehee. That way you can have her there whenever you want? Hmm, that could get some strange looks.

On a side note, why doesn't everyone come to my house? I have a new way of losing weight, it's called "my landlord turns the heat on WAY too high - so you are forced to sweat off all those pesky pounds!" I'm wearing a tank top and girls boxers, and I'm pouring sweat!! hehe.