OMG!!! Tooooooooooooo funny!!!

I wish I could get stuff off my chest--maybe THEN it'd be smaller!!!

ok my turn:

It all started Friday night with a pizza. Now it was just a small pizza and I only had 3 teeny tiny pieces but still it was pizza non the less.
Saturday we went for dinner and I had chicken parm....no pasta but still it had breading on it. And don't forget the stupid ritz crackers they give you at the table with cheese.
Easter Sunday dinner was fine but I did indulge in some Triscuit crackers before dinner and I'm sure the amount of wine I consumed was not legal!
Then to drown my sorrows on Monday I had some cheetos and washed them down with some brownies that my mother dropped off at work
Went home and proceeded to down the remaining cheese from Easter with the previously mentioned Triscuits!

I WIN!

Boy it is tough to get back on the wagon though I have to say. Course I would go and have this stupid slip up the week before TOM....it is going to be a tough week.

Oh! It gets worse! I forgot to add my five (yes, five) Bud Lights to Thursday's total.

LMAO - Jina! That may be worse in carbs, but I didn't mention my drinking atrocities this weekend.

Friday night's drinks (in order!) : 2 green lights, 1 jack & diet, 1 shot of tequila, 1 jack & diet, 1 marichino cherry soaking in half a shot of 151 plus the 151, 1 jack & diet, 3 more shot of tequila. UGH!!!

I just remembered I ate an Auntie Anne's almond pretzel on Saturday and that was AFTER my nachos dipped in beans and a chalupa from Taco Bell.

But... I must say... the BF and I were some GASEY people this past weekend. (Don't fluff the covers EVER) So I guess that was punishment for the carbs.

OMG Star.... I drink 2.5 beers and I'm all sorts of drunk. that much would kill me.

lol@fluffing the covers. I've WARNED DH about that--and have gotten revenge quite a few times because of it

I'm not sure how I do it, Shimma. Just know that my DH gets all sorts of pissed off when I drink like that and then bounce out of bed all perky and non-hung-over in the morning

Hmm...and I was tipsy with just the 2 bottles of bacardi O! And no way did I jump out of bed all perky like. Of course, I can't say I'm "perky" to begin with.

You know, I never had a hangover til I turned 23.... it's been downhill from there. Teaching turned me into a prude. Somebody save my party girl side!!!!! :P

Da da da da - DA DA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's Super Star to the rescue!!!!

You know, it wasn't until I had kids that I turned into a prude! I used to be wild (or wilder anyway)...now I'm so tame a pussycat could kill me

Shimma: I definitely think Star is your girl! I'm sure she'll come to your rescue!

We definitely all need to get together. I think everyone could be turned into party girls!

I could use a good night out on the town... providing it isn't a school night