I'm MAD - drunken vent, hehe

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  • Thanks for the good laugh. My contribution,
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    "I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this morning I tripped on the skateboard and by mistake I dropped my sweater in the sink while the water was running and I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day."

    [Judith Viorst, Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day]
    Oh yes, I read this book to both my kids many times. And many times wished that I had the wisdom of Alexander's father.
  • I'm having an "FTP" sorta day myself...after an "FTP" night last night.

    Only mine should be "Freakin' Stinkin' Husband." "FSH"?
  • ftp, i dig it. this is funny, i can totally relate. some days you just have to pretend didn't exist- forgetting them whatever way is best! mmm tequila.
  • and i loved that comic. a lot.
  • Glad you are recovering.. I just re read and am still laughing! Hope today is going smoother. Have a great day!
  • I laughed so hard I cried....I'm still crying


    There has been times I've cooked eggs and I hate it when the yolk on the eggs break because I had scrammbled eggs...so I've taken a hissy fit over that and just chucked out the eggs and remade them.